Grant Then Spoil!

Posts : 989 Fairy XP : 12 Age : 20 Location : ~Philippines~

Hi, everyone! I'm presenting you a new game: Grant Then Spoil! Here are the mechanics:

First, make a wish. Ex. I wish I have a cookie!
Then, the next person will grant your wish but will also spoil it! Ex. Yeah, but that cookie carries so much calories that you became so fat you can barely move!
That person will have to make a wish too, so the next person could spoil it!

A clearer example:

Person #1: I wish I have a cookie!
Person #2: Yeah, but that cookie carries so much calories that you became so fat, you can barely move!
I wish I can swim!
Person #3: Yeah, but you can only swim for ten seconds, or else your legs will hurt!
I wish I have powers!
Person #4: Sure, but, you can only use your powers when it's your birthday, for 5 seconds!
I wish I can fly!

And so on and so on...

The person whose wish is can't be ruined will win a prize!

Start!

I wish this forum has more members....

Posts : 686 Fairy XP : 19 Age : 22 Location : Malaysia

You may, but they would all be inactive forever.

I wish I could study smarter.

Posts : 989 Fairy XP : 12 Age : 20 Location : ~Philippines~

Granted, though your head will hurt for a whole week if you study for 7 minutes!

I wish the inactive users in this forum will be active, and visit everyday.

Posts : 686 Fairy XP : 19 Age : 22 Location : Malaysia

They will, but their internet goes down forever & they never come back on.

I wish I had a tablet.

Posts : 989 Fairy XP : 12 Age : 20 Location : ~Philippines~

Sure, it is all yours! Though, your brother will borrow it right away every time you use it. You can barely call it "yours"!

I wish my life won't be boring, difficult, and will always be full of fun that I never get sad!

Posts : 128 Fairy XP : 1 Age : 30 Location : Elo hell :P

your wish is granted Smile

I wish i had million €

Posts : 686 Fairy XP : 19 Age : 22 Location : Malaysia

Gamer4ever wrote:: your wish is granted
I wish i had million €

Excuse me, but you're suppose to grant, & then spoil it. Please edit that.

Your wish has been granted, but you were conned & all your money was lost.

I wish I had a nicer big brother.

Posts : 989 Fairy XP : 12 Age : 20 Location : ~Philippines~

Musa_Eyre wrote:: Excuse me, but you're suppose to grant, & then spoil it. Please edit that.

Actually if the poster can't spoil the wish above, then the wisher above him/her gets an award. I guess I won a prize then .

Your wish is my command! Now your parents are meaner to you than your brother was!

Wish I know how to play every kind of guitar!

Posts : 686 Fairy XP : 19 Age : 22 Location : Malaysia

Ah, drat it.

You may, but the way you play is so terrible, the guitar breaks instantly!

I wish to have a wish.

Posts : 989 Fairy XP : 12 Age : 20 Location : ~Philippines~

Ah.... I've read this wish once when I was a member of another forum (which was destroyed), and I have the same answer:

Your wish shall come true, though your other wishes won't!

I wish I have the power of telekinesis.

Posts : 128 Fairy XP : 1 Age : 30 Location : Elo hell :P

Your wish has been granted, but this new power corrupts you and you hurt yourself Razz

I wish i had an assassin robe(like the one on my profile pic)

Posts : 989 Fairy XP : 12 Age : 20 Location : ~Philippines~

You shall have one, though you can never wear it because it's too small.

I wish I'm not wimpy.

Posts : 686 Fairy XP : 19 Age : 22 Location : Malaysia

Wish granted, but you end up becoming scared of everything around you.

I wish that I liked butterflies.

Posts : 173 Fairy XP : 5 Age : 18 Location : ~Philippines~

Yeah, but now you hate yourself. Twisted Evil

I wish I have a parrot. Smile

Posts : 686 Fairy XP : 19 Age : 22 Location : Malaysia

Granted, but the parrot escapes to freedom the minute you got it.

I wish to have PaintToolSAI.

Posts : 989 Fairy XP : 12 Age : 20 Location : ~Philippines~

Yes you may, though your very nice brother deleted it once it finished downloading.

I wish my dreams would come true....

Posts : 686 Fairy XP : 19 Age : 22 Location : Malaysia

Sure! But then nightmares follow once a dream comes true.

I wish I knew what my feelings were to a friend. (To tell the truth, I don't even know if I like him. )

Posts : 989 Fairy XP : 12 Age : 20 Location : ~Philippines~

Sure! But, it turns out you hate him....

I wish I could be with my best friends right now.

Posts : 686 Fairy XP : 19 Age : 22 Location : Malaysia

You may, but they shun you.

I wish...I wish I....could have some ice cream now. My grandma isn't allowing me to go, & it's only 5:32!

Posts : 128 Fairy XP : 1 Age : 30 Location : Elo hell :P

you may have it, but it melts before you can taste it
i wish i was immortal

Posts : 989 Fairy XP : 12 Age : 20 Location : ~Philippines~

Yes, you may live forever.......though that means you'll have the most unluckiest and worst life ever.

Wish I'm good at graphic designing.......

Posts : 686 Fairy XP : 19 Age : 22 Location : Malaysia

Sure! But your Brain becomes flat & you have an artist block.

I wish the guy who likes me would leave me alone.

Posts : 989 Fairy XP : 12 Age : 20 Location : ~Philippines~

Sure, but now that guy was so depressed that you don't like him back, everyone would pity him and leave you alone. Cry

I wish I'm good at singing.

Posts : 173 Fairy XP : 5 Age : 18 Location : ~Philippines~

But now youre not good at anything Cry

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Wish I have a macaw parrot and lots of fishes.

Posts : 686 Fairy XP : 19 Age : 22 Location : Malaysia

Why certainly! But your fishes die in 5 minutes & your macaw parrot got parrotnapped by smugglers. Twisted Evil

I wish I could meet you all in real life.